ALL 16 FLAVOR PERSONALITIES

MEET THE HERD

Every blend has a personality and every goat has opinions. Together, they are the enemy of mediocre, flavorless food. Meet all 16 troublemakers, hear their pitch, then let one loose in the kitchen.

Mrs. Goat's — The Flavor Matriarch

The Flavor Matriarch

Mrs. Goat's

“I make chicken behave, potatoes show up, and vegetables ask for seconds.”
SHOP MRS. GOAT'S
So Sassy — The Sweet Talker

The Sweet Talker

So Sassy

“Sweet at first. Spicy by design. Mischief is in the finish.”
SHOP SO SASSY
Mr. Goat's Black — The Gentleman

The Gentleman

Mr. Goat's Black

“Smooth, savory, and properly dressed. I improve dinner without raising my voice.”
SHOP MR. GOAT'S BLACK
Peach Mischief — The Smooth Operator

The Smooth Operator

Peach Mischief

“Cherrywood smoke, a gentle touch, and enough charm to make chicken show off.”
SHOP PEACH MISCHIEF
Black Bourbon — The Barrel Boss

The Barrel Boss

Black Bourbon

“Barrel-wood smoke, black pepper, no small talk. Hand me the steak.”
SHOP BLACK BOURBON
Golden Lime Zest — The Vacation Goat

The Vacation Goat

Golden Lime Zest

“Salt, citrus, sunshine—your plate needed a vacation.”
SHOP GOLDEN LIME ZEST
Dave's Yard — The Backyard Zinger

The Backyard Zinger

Dave's Yard

“I brought lemon, lime, and enough backyard attitude to wake up the whole plate.”
SHOP DAVE'S YARD
Blackbeard — The Captain

The Captain

Blackbeard

“One shake and bland dinner walks the plank.”
SHOP BLACKBEARD
Cherry Haze — The Campfire Charmer

The Campfire Charmer

Cherry Haze

“I make the grill smokier and dessert much more interesting.”
SHOP CHERRY HAZE
Fireside Goat — The Firestarter

The Firestarter

Fireside Goat

“Smoked onion, flaky crunch, and one job: make dinner worth gathering around.”
SHOP FIRESIDE GOAT
Bloody Goat — The Brunch Bandit

The Brunch Bandit

Bloody Goat

“I came for the Bloody Mary rim and stayed to steal the potatoes.”
SHOP BLOODY GOAT
Good Ole S, P & G — The Kitchen Workhorse

The Kitchen Workhorse

Good Ole S, P & G

“Sea salt, black pepper, garlic. I show up, do the work, and never miss.”
SHOP GOOD OLE S, P & G
Habanero Smoke — The Outlaw

The Outlaw

Habanero Smoke

“I bring the smoke first. The heat catches up when it's good and ready.”
SHOP HABANERO SMOKE
Mrs. Goat's Favorite Pickle — The Dill Dealer

The Dill Dealer

Mrs. Goat's Favorite Pickle

“No pickle jar required. I bring the dill and start the cravings.”
SHOP THE FAVORITE
Red Smoke — The Berry Rebel

The Berry Rebel

Red Smoke

“Warm, smoky, and a little fruity. Try me on strawberries if you dare.”
SHOP RED SMOKE
Vanilla Vice — The Velvet Schemer

The Velvet Schemer

Vanilla Vice

“Vanilla and black pepper sound innocent until they meet your steak.”
SHOP VANILLA VICE